Apocalypse Soon

Prophecies of impending doom — based on hard science as well as Scripture — abound. Where does our appetite for retribution come from?
Lawrence E. Joseph, who has written on science and religion for the New York Times, takes the Mayan prophecy more seriously than most of his peers do. In Apocalypse 2012: A Scientific Investigation into Civilization’s End (2007) and its sequel, Aftermath: A Guide to Preparing For and Surviving Apocalypse 2012 (2010), he suggests that what the Mayans identified was a point of convergence between multiple catastrophes, including climate change and solar flares, that will destroy our critical infrastructure. Unlike Homer-Dixon, he does not suggest strategies for averting the Apocalypse, in part because there is nothing we can do about solar flares. In addition to securing reliable food, water, and shelter, and perhaps purchasing a satellite phone (the solar flares will knock out cell networks, but I’m unsure how they will affect the specially designed Apocalypse? and Aftermath iPhone and iPad apps), he recommends that we “pray, meditate, channel past lives, implore extraterrestrial intelligences, propitiate ancestors, make burnt offerings. Unless you are into void and oblivion, do anything and everything to prepare yourself for a happy transition to whatever dimension of existence might come next.”

The moralistic and even puritanical tone that runs through these secular prophecies — one can almost hear the jarring cadences of the King James Bible murmuring in the background — can become, well, a little tedious. We have to re-equilibrate ourselves with the ecosystem (Weisman); we have to develop more resilient communities and pursue more open, collaborative ways of making decisions (Homer-Dixon); we have to live more humble, spiritually attuned lives (Joseph). None of them seems to suggest that we find less destructive ways of leading totally indulgent lives, although Jeff Rubin, former chief economist at CIBC World Markets, comes close. He clearly appreciates the good things the executive class enjoys in the twenty-first century, such as fine wine, alpine skiing, and fishing at exclusive lodges in the Yukon. Nonetheless, in Why Your World Is About to Get a Whole Lot Smaller (2009), he argues that the increasing scarcity of fossil fuels, especially oil, will drive up prices, and will have dramatic consequences for how even the wealthy live their lives. Much of our lifestyle, he points out regretfully, depends on a fuel-intensive transportation system that will fail once the price of oil goes through the ceiling, to $140 a barrel and beyond; we will have to rely on regional food in its proper season, and locally manufactured products.

But if Rubin seems only moderately outraged over the wastefulness of, say, an indoor ski hill in Dubai, former New York Times war correspondent and Pulitzer Prize winner Chris Hedges can summon up enough prophetic rage to compete with Isaiah, Jeremiah, Ezekiel, and Daniel combined. In the introduction to his latest book, The World As It Is: Dispatches on the Myth of Human Progress (2011), Hedges — who attended Harvard Divinity School and whose father was a minister — acknowledges that, freed from traditional journalism, he essentially writes sermons. And they are as passionate as they are blunt. “In the past, when civilizations went belly up through greed, mismanagement, and the exhaustion of natural resources,” he writes in Death of the Liberal Class (2010), “human beings migrated somewhere else to pillage anew. But this time the game is over. There is nowhere else to go… We will disintegrate together. The ten-thousand-year experiment of settled life is about to come crashing to a halt.” For Hedges, human survival will depend upon creating small, sustainable communities. He suggests that Canada will be a better place to do this than the United States (and, fortunately for him, he is married to a Canadian, the actress Eunice Wong), but he doesn’t expect it to be easy. Survival will require moral resolve and a willingness to defy those in power. “As distinct moral beings, we will endure only through these small, sometimes imperceptible acts of defiance,” he writes. “This defiance, this capacity to say no, is what mass culture and mass propaganda seek to eradicate. As long as we are willing to defy these forces, we have a chance, if not for ourselves then for those who follow.”

The prognosis offered by climate scientist and writer Tim Flannery in his new book, Here on Earth: A Natural History of the Planet, is softer and more hopeful. For Flannery, the earth (including us) is a self-regulating, living system, or Gaia, that has evolved its own modes of co-operation and balance; the problem now is that human profligacy has radically disrupted it. But that need not be permanent. “If our civilization does survive this century,” he writes, “I believe its future prospects will be profoundly enhanced, for this is the moment of our greatest peril.” He imagines a mid-term future in which genetic differences have disappeared, a universal language is in place, and the much-reduced human population is united under a single government, thereby increasing the likelihood of good common decision making. The one thing he remains certain of, however, is that “if we do not strive to love one another, and to love our planet as much as we love ourselves, then no further human progress is possible here on earth.”

The difficulty with prophecies — whether based on passages from the Bible or ancient calendars, on solid climate science and economics or the visions of the Mongolian shamans Lawrence E. Joseph visited while researching his books — is that they are almost invariably wrong. Human beings are remarkably bad at predicting even relatively short-term, simple occurrences, such as the weather on Monday or the price of gold on Friday, much less something as vast and complex as the future of humanity. Many important events of the recent past came as a surprise to most people: World War I, the stock market crash of 1929, the Cold War, the computer age, the economic meltdown of 2008, the Arab Awakening, even the Occupy Wall Street movement. Part of the problem, as Scottish philosopher David Hume pointed out in the eighteenth century, is that we are equipped with a concept of “cause” that constitutes little more than an association of things or events in the past — and projecting the patterns of the past onto the future is perilous. We read books of narrative history and biography and get the impression that what made things happen, what shaped the story, was always sharply defined and clear, when in fact it wasn’t and more likely still isn’t. The real problem with the future is that it doesn’t yet exist, and the forces that bring it into existence are too complicated, too subtle and volatile and fractal, for us to know in advance — or ever.

And yet we continue to try. Why? Because we need to have a sense that we control our fates, even if all that means is that we know our fates. And because we need to believe we are part of a story with a larger meaning, that vice is rewarded with punishment, that redemption is possible, that history is not random and empty, that a higher power (whether Isaiah’s wrathful God or simply the natural world) exacts the final judgment. The current proliferation of prophetic books and films and movements suggests an anxiety peculiar to this moment. In 1987, we could happily sing along with the REM anthem “It’s the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine),” believing the party would go on indefinitely in some form or other. But the mood going into 2012 is considerably darker, and we don’t feel fine. There are things we really don’t want to disappear — for instance, the King James Bible, Giotto’s Arena Chapel frescoes, sturdy country houses, huge roast turkeys with everyone we love gathered around — in the transition to what Joseph chirpily refers to as “whatever dimension of existence happens to come next,” and we may be on the road to losing all of them and more.

While we may be unable to reliably prophesy the future and the prospect of ruined cities, anarchy, and mass death still seems a remote, nightmarish vision (fodder for Hollywood producers and unhinged radio hosts), most of us sense that the huge, overcomplicated world we have created is unsustainable in the long run, and the practical solutions commonly proposed — smaller, self-contained communities; eco-friendly architecture; smart cars; banking regulations — pale before the encroaching tsunami of problems. It is easy to feel overwhelmed, confused, weary, and crushingly sad. In this context, the idea of the Apocalypse can be comforting. At least then, the human story, swinging unstably as it does between heights of imagination and bottomless depths of depravity, doesn’t end, as T. S. Eliot’s bleak The Hollow Men would have it, with a whimper. Yet amid all the fire and brimstone, all the prophecies of our ruin, there is almost always a glimmer of hope that we can right the misfortunes we have brought upon ourselves. “For ye shall go out with joy, and be led forth with peace,” Isaiah proclaims, speaking of the moment when human beings are brought back into accord with God’s word, and for many the same could be said for humanity’s reunion with the natural world: “The mountains and the hills shall break forth before you into singing, and all the trees of the field shall clap their hands.”
Daniel Baird contributes frequently to The Walrus.
Sam Weber attended the Alberta College of Art + Design, and the School of Visuals in New York. His work has appeared in The Walrus, The New Yorker, Rolling Stone, and Spin magazines.
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14 comment(s)

AliciaDecember 05, 2011 16:29 EST

That's a great article. A great balanced view and references up the ying yang. Thanks Daniel, it was a pleasure to read.

Daniel WilliamsonDecember 08, 2011 15:53 EST

Apocalypse day WILL be August 04, 3,070,438,651 AD. Of course it may be written then as 8,651AD5

MikeDecember 08, 2011 15:53 EST

This was a well written article. For once no one condemns a Judeo-Christian world view as being any better or worse than science, philosophy or other arenas of life. Me? I'm a Christian, and a Bible believer at that, but I also delve into other arenas. What's the main point? Nobody really knows in any fashion that can be quantified or proven. I plan on doing my best to love my neighbor, work to the betterment of my fellow man, trust in my God and hang on tight. I don't see how anyone will get hurt that way and a little faith goes a long, long way. Good article!

ToddDecember 08, 2011 15:53 EST

Daniel, Good article! A good book to read related to this is The Apocalypse Code by Hal Lindsey which can be purchased on Amazon.com. God does not want us to perish (John 3:16) in the coming calamaties. He wants to take us away before it begins (1 Thessalonians 4:16-17). God Bless!!

ralphDecember 08, 2011 15:53 EST

since you stated that bible prophecies are invariably wrong, could you e-mail me just one. Thank you.

PhilipDecember 11, 2011 19:11 EST

If The Walrus wants to make claims about being of national and international quality it needs articles/essays with greater analytical rigour than:


"Because we need to have a sense that we control our fates, even if all that means is that we know our fates."


So we know our fates (how many are there, btw?) but we opt for a magical response instead.

Wait a minute. Who is the "we" here, anyway?

Disappointing read. That's the truth.





FraserDecember 22, 2011 12:21 EST

Unfortunately, this article is somewhat "detached" from the issues at hand.

Without much justification or explanation, Baird moves swiftly from describing preachers spouting off about fire, brimstone and hellfire right into a disappointingly "airy" overview of some of today's most important contemporary thinkers.

The authors he references — Alan Weismann, Jared Diamond, Thomas Homer-Dixon, Jeff Rubin, Tim Flannery and Chris Hedges — simply point out, in various ways and along diverse lines of research, that our society is currently unsustainable.

In linking these authors with the apocalyptic visions of "end of days" preachers, Baird does his readers a great disservice. Unlike the religious zealots listed at the beginning of the article, the writers above have based their research on objective evidence.

The larger claims they make — that we need to change our unsustainable ways — should be evident with even the most cursory analysis. It doesn't require any preaching and it certainly can't be intellectualized into submission, as Baird attempts to do here.

The author could have started with his pithy quote from the end of the article, suggesting that, "most of us sense that the huge, overcomplicated world we have created is unsustainable in the long run."

We'd all have been better off if Baird used that as a springboard for a little more research. Better yet, he could have recognized that Flannery, Hedges, Rubin et al are perhaps way ahead of him, and that they might just be on to something when they suggest that we're nearing the end of our "long run."

But that would be too deferential, I guess.

GlennDecember 23, 2011 18:24 EST

You know, I really don't know, or if anybody else does. I think maybe it all serves to alert us to the fact that the human race needs a little 'poke' now and then.

As for the fate of the Earth, well, the universe is big and we are only small, and God could very well decide to do away with the whole lot of us, and maybe in time He will.

I was brought up Catholic; these days I don't know what to believe, for everything comes up as an empty promise or dead end.

I think the article will serve to generate, as it has, to get people talking, and maybe that's where the healing can begin.

PaulJanuary 02, 2012 22:01 EST

The King James Bible is "literally in the air we breathe?" Really?

anti_supernaturalistJanuary 07, 2012 16:01 EST

nuclear nihilism –
fundie funded wake-up message for “God”

Alpha and Omega — A notion of an impending end-to-time is a novelty among religious Big Lies. Before 1200 BCE with Zoroastrianism, there were no near-eastern apocalypses. For them to arise a more insidious Big Lie must be forged, a moralized cosmos created by a beneficent god.

“The LORD upholdeth all that fall, and raiseth up all those that be bowed down.” (Ps 145:14 KJV) The downtrodden and revenge-filled could at last claim a religious ideology all their own, one with gutter appeal.

Zoroastrianism spread to become the imperial Persian state religion (600 – 250 BCE) and reached jews in exile in Babylon (586 – 538 BCE). Apocalyptic entered anti-Macedonian and later anti-Roman propaganda by rebellious jews (140 BCE – 135 CE), handed on to xians (50 CE – today), re-gifted to islam (600 CE – today). Now perhaps one-third of Earth’s people carries the doomsday virus if only latently.

• Secularized as “MAD”, mutually assured nuclear destruction, and ballyhooed by televangelist frauds: Revelation, “John”s copycat text (about 110 CE) cannot be understood in isolation, as demonstrated by Norm Cohn’s work: Cosmos, Chaos, and the World to Come [2nd ed Yale. 2000].

Cohn chronicles jubilation of “the children of light” hoping for renewal through destruction of the world. They are granted a revenge satisfying prevision of seeing their enemies “the children of darkness” consigned to eternal torture.

• Understanding apocalypses within the near eastern group of religions lies in realizing that each gets created during a time of foreign oppression — invasion and occupation. Each chronicles desires for this-worldly revenge which can not be expressed except in words, words veiled out of fear in obscure religious symbols and arcane references.

US fundies’ dark love affair with modern Israel encourages its far-right political groups to initiate a mid-east nuclear cataclysm — a preemptive strike against Iran — to jump start Armageddon. Giving “God” a wake-up call to initiate a triumphal return for his only son, comix book Christ-Cosmic-Avenger®.

Sickness unto death, indeed.

the anti_supernaturalist

JaniceJanuary 11, 2012 14:13 EST

Totally agree with Fraser. There's no comparison, which completely discredits the article.

RickWJanuary 19, 2012 11:47 EST

We seem determined to go to the proverbial "hell in a handbasket", what with the likes of Stephen Harper practically leading the charge - what with his seeming determination to help make the earth a scene right out of WALL-E.....

AelJanuary 23, 2012 14:25 EST

Given that the reality in which we think we find ourselves is less material than a subtle interweaving of tensor energy fields, it will not take much to unweave it. Quantum physics shows that entropy is mathematically equivalent to the accumulation of information, thus each sub-atomic particle is a data point in a very complicated matrix (pardon the word) . All the Apocalypse (which is a fancy word for " the revealing") requires is a reboot of the cosmic hard drive. That is not to say that it won't hurt like Hell.

teepeeMarch 14, 2012 18:57 EST

Thinking of Von Trier\'s apocalyptic vision in Melancholia, \'Daniel,\' how would you react to the reality of your own child\'s potential future ending? With Dunst\'s character\'s studied calm, or Gainsbourg\'s spine-shattering horror? And, if these visions have any weight, what would you propose, in the meantime, to do in their face?

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